More From, Overheard at the Office
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If I had worn my kiss shoes…you’d be screwed -Anonymous
Don’t steal my Tuesday. -Stoney
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? -Stoney
I like being overheard at the office, it’s about the only way I get listened to around here. -Stoney
Think you can squeeze that? -Anonymous
Oh yeah that can be squeezed. -Anonymous
Katie is showin us her koodoo. -Anonymous
I love paying people to restart their computer. -Stoney
I want to be watched- Stoney
I’m a shorter balder version of Tony Robbins -Anonymous
Dress for the job you want…that’s why I’m not wearing underwear -Anonymous
It was my mother, who else would I talk to like that? -Sarah
One of my balls is bound to go in. -Anonymous
I’m stuck on the Urine Bottle. -Diana
Uhhhh…..I optimized! *while slapping hands and wearing the pool triangle around his face. -Stoney
What? You don’t want to talk about Dog Penis’s? -Anonymous
We should lick the gummy bears and stick them onto Stoney’s monitor -Diana
We don’t have to lick it, just stick it in water -Katie
I think licking them is better!- Sarah
Names tells you a lot about a person. -Katie
Really what does your name mean? -Rob
Badass mamma jamma. -Katie
Why do you have a giant pole anyway? -Sarah
You know… I can’t go there -Stoney
I drew it out in scale to show him how big it would be. -Diana
Hot Damn! My urine bottle got a conversion. -Diana
My friends call me Di. -Diana
Well die! -Stoney
You’re buddying up with my balls! -Katie
Tell me anything you need to know. -Rob
It’s Robs fault, he keeps giving me his used nuts! -Diana





haha, this is hilarious. You should use this next time you post a job ad for the company.
June 11th, 2007 at 4:55 am