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Should you be promoted?

Sure, you know more than your boss does- who doesn’t?

But aren’t you just itching to prove it?

Wouldn’t you just love to have something- some piece of irrefutable proof that you could run down the hall with, kick down his door, swipe everything off his desk, jump on top and shove in his face- thus proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, your intellectual superiority?

Well, your wait is up.

No more will he (or she, I guess) be able to saunter smugly into your cubicle, steal your red stapler, say you need to work over the weekend and ignore your ideas about getting rid of those damned cover sheets to the TPS reports.

No, for now you have a chance to prove your overlooked worth. Through the power of science- yes, internet science, you can put this to rest once and for all. YOU CAN TAKE A TEST, AND AFTERWARD DEMAND THAT THIS COLD, UNFEELING UNIVERSE GRANT YOU JUSTICE.

You, dear reader, can demand to be promoted.

Eskill (full disclosure: one of our favorite clients) has recently developed an online quiz that will determine just how promotable you really are. In addition, after you take it you can add the results to your myspace page, blog- heck you could just print up the code and plaster it all over the side of your cubicle- thus asserting your superiority over all in your office.

So what are you waiting for, friend? Don’t sit any longer in self-doubt, under-appreciation and other hyphenated bummers! Take the ESKILL Office Skills test today and spread the word!

Should you be promoted? Take the test and find out!

Max Speed

If the Pole Position Marketing team had a muse—and it does—it would be Max Speed. We love Max’s occasionally off-color, usually amusing and always pointed “Maxisms.” (Maybe “Maxims” would be a better word.) Max gives voice to some of the things we think but, bound by professional decorum, aren’t permitted to say. At least, not out loud.

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