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More From, Overheard at the Office

If I had worn my kiss shoes…you’d be screwed -Anonymous

Don’t steal my Tuesday. -Stoney

Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? -Stoney

I like being overheard at the office, it’s about the only way I get listened to around here. -Stoney

Think you can squeeze that? -Anonymous
Oh yeah that can be squeezed. -Anonymous

Katie is showin us her koodoo. -Anonymous

I love paying people to restart their computer. -Stoney

I want to be watched- Stoney

I’m a shorter balder version of Tony Robbins -Anonymous

Dress for the job you want…that’s why I’m not wearing underwear -Anonymous

It was my mother, who else would I talk to like that? -Sarah

One of my balls is bound to go in. -Anonymous

I’m stuck on the Urine Bottle. -Diana

Uhhhh…..I optimized! *while slapping hands and wearing the pool triangle around his face. -Stoney

What? You don’t want to talk about Dog Penis’s? -Anonymous

We should lick the gummy bears and stick them onto Stoney’s monitor -Diana
We don’t have to lick it, just stick it in water -Katie
I think licking them is better!- Sarah

Names tells you a lot about a person. -Katie
Really what does your name mean? -Rob
Badass mamma jamma. -Katie

Why do you have a giant pole anyway? -Sarah
You know… I can’t go there -Stoney
I drew it out in scale to show him how big it would be. -Diana

Hot Damn! My urine bottle got a conversion. -Diana

My friends call me Di. -Diana
Well die! -Stoney

You’re buddying up with my balls! -Katie

Tell me anything you need to know. -Rob

It’s Robs fault, he keeps giving me his used nuts! -Diana

Max Speed

If the Pole Position Marketing team had a muse—and it does—it would be Max Speed. We love Max’s occasionally off-color, usually amusing and always pointed “Maxisms.” (Maybe “Maxims” would be a better word.) Max gives voice to some of the things we think but, bound by professional decorum, aren’t permitted to say. At least, not out loud.

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